What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Do dads always snore?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do plants hate algebra?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?