How did the mountain lion slim down?
It cut out the wild snacks.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why can't dogs run medical scans?
What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?