Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?