Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Why do bears always pack sunscreen?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What boat always finds a bargain?