How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What washes up on miniature beaches?