What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?