Why don't moms tell jokes often?
They're busy raising the punchlines.
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which animal thinks it's the toughest around?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the pig mom say at bedtime?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What pet do trees love most?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?