Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?