Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What are baby potatoes called?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?