How do bears keep cool?
They use bear-conditioning.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?