What do you call a tech-savvy monkey?
A code chimp.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do you get a watch ready for work?