Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the cow want to join the space program?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas night?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?