What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do you lift a baby elephant safely?
Why did the astronaut couple split up?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's a deer's favorite scary movie?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?