What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?