What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why don't fish play basketball?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What flowers are perfect for moms?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which farm animals love painting?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?