Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are winter days great?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?