We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's a forklift?