Why did the vampire join the orchestra?
He loved the bat-on.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What does an attorney say when getting married?