What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What does the sun use in sewing class?
What did the chick say seeing fruit under mom?
What did one Valentine's card say to the other?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?