What do you call an elephant's messy handwriting?
A trunk script.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What snack do ducks love at the movies?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the pig get kicked out of the football team?