How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a small mom?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?