Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the stair machines call each other?