What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which animal is always ready for a party?
What food would never board a sinking ship?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call meat cooked the wrong way?
How did the saxophone escape the awkward party?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?