What do geometry teachers order at restaurants?
Circle cuts.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call George Washington's birthday celebration?
Why did the golfer wear extra pants?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the horse so happy?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What part of the body is always the last to quit?