Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are fish such good architects?
How do lawyers say farewell?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call two dentists who never agree?
Where do German dogs sleep?