Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?