What do dads say after a huge holiday meal?Time to pie-lax.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhy were the dog and the cow such good friends?See PunchlineWhat do my dog and my cellphone have in common?See PunchlineHow do automobiles fly?See PunchlineWhich ocean creature is best at fixing things?See PunchlineHow do baseball players make a birthday cake?See PunchlineWhat did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?See PunchlineWhat kind of cake always tells the truth?See PunchlineWhy did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?See PunchlineHow do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?See PunchlineWhere does Superman park his cars?See PunchlineWhat do you call a clock that's always relaxed?See PunchlineWhat's the difference between grandma's cooking and a buffet?See PunchlineWe tried to teach our cows how to be actors.See PunchlineWhy did the two science teachers start dating?See PunchlineWhat do sheep wear when it gets chilly?See PunchlineWhy is a doctor always calm?See PunchlineHow do scientists freshen their breath?See PunchlineWhat do you call a group of people pretending to be related?See PunchlineWhat did the pear say to the celery stick?See PunchlineWhich celebrity would make a great valet?See PunchlineWhat happens when a realtor commits a crime?See Punchline
