What do dads say after a huge holiday meal?
Time to pie-lax.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where do kittens learn to swim?
Which pizza loves taking selfies?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Which animal thinks it's the toughest around?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where does cheese put its savings?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What car can't keep a secret?