Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?