Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What do you call a basketball player acting wild?
What did the flower say to its growing child?
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue alone?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the student say about missing school?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?