Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?