Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
What did one raindrop say to the other on the way down?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the satellite apologize?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the mama goat say?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do grandparents look so cheerful?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?