What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How are teens like cats?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?