What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What rises when spring rain falls?
How do billboards talk?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What haircut do bees love?
What do you call a stay-at-home vacation?
What do you say after losing on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?