How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do math teachers eat for lunch?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?