Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What shape is bad at driving?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?