What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?