What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Where does food go to take a nap?