What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?