How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a golfer's scariest bedtime story?
Where does water do all its banking?