Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which state has the best streets?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?