How did the geologist get down the mountain?
He took the rocky road.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
When do mice play every day?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?