Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which dogs love to study science?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a pile of cats?