Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What do golfers sip between holes?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do elephants grin at piano concerts?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What peanuts do gardeners like best?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?