Why did the cheese avoid the slicer?
It didn't want to get cut in on.
What do dogs sip when they're under the weather?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What happens to your winter snack cravings in spring?