Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?