Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do cats wear to work?