Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Because they employ people from all walks of life.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the elephant do after stubbing its toe?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What happened when the cow ate too much chocolate?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What happens when two flowers kiss?