Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
What do you call a deer with no eyesight?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the cow start practicing mindfulness?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the professor write on the window?