What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How does one gelatin greet another?