What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where do kittens go to school?